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Brain of Indian

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sumitha, Jan 22, 2008.

  1. sumitha

    sumitha Senior IL'ite

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    Brain of Indian
    IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT
    HAPPENED IN AMERICA.
    An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and
    asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer
    that he is going to India on business for two weeks
    and needs to borrow $5,000.
    The bank officer tells him that the bank will need
    some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man
    hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the
    street in front of the bank. He produces the title
    and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to
    accept the car as collateral for the loan.
    The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
    laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
    collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the
    bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
    underground garage and parks it there.
    Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000
    and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan
    officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
    business, and this transaction has worked out very
    nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were
    away, we checked you out and found that you are a
    multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
    bother to borrow "$5,000"
    The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I
    park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
    it to be there when I return'"

    Ah, the mind of the Indian...

    This is why India is shining
     
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Hamara BHARAT mahaan....
     
  3. Paulina

    Paulina Moderator Staff Member Platinum IL'ite

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    Dear Sumitha,

    That was a briliant piece...really neat !!!

    Thanks for sharing

    PAULINA:cool2:
     
  4. dsrini

    dsrini Bronze IL'ite

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    :wowGood one Sumitha

    DSrini
     

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