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The Guys' Rules ннннннннннннннннннннннннннн At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb"," 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That\'s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you\'re fat, you probably are. Don\'t ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways ",1]);//--></SCRIPT> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb"," makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one . 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing\'s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don\'t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don\'t want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really. ",1]);//--></SCRIPT>makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one . 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really. <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb"," 1. Don\'t ask us what we\'re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don\'t mind that? It\'s like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh </div>",0]);//--></SCRIPT> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was[font=Times New Roman] [/font]married for two years. --Sam Kinison ( i loved this one ) ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>-------- Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------- When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------- Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>---------- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb"," her way back to home \nalways. \n --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>---------- \n I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She \nsaid,"Somewhere I h! ave never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" \n --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------ We \nalways hold hands. If I let go, she \nshops. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------- \n My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the \nestimate. \n --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------- \n She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. \n* --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------- She \nran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the \ngarbage?" Following her \ndown the street I yelled, "No, jump in." \n --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------- \n Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to \nmarried. He says "the \nwedding rings look like minature handcuffs....." * --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------- If \nyour dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, \nwho do you let in first? ",1]);//--></SCRIPT> her way back to home always. --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>---------- I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I h! ave never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" [font=Times New Roman] --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------ We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------- My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------- She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. [/font]Then the mud fell off. --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------- She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------- Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....." --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb"," The Dog of course... at least he\'ll shut up after u let him \nin! * \n --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------- A \nman placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started \nback toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling \nat a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept \nrepeating, \'Why did u have \nto die? Why did you have to die?" *The first man approached him and said, \n"Sir, I don\'t wish to interfere with your \nprivate grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I\'ve ever \nseen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner \ntook a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife\'s first husband." ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>---------- A \ncouple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and \nthrew in a *coin \n*. The wife \ndecided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the \nwell, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled \n" It really works ! \n" </div>\n\n</div>",0]);//--></SCRIPT> </FONT> The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in! --Anonymous ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------- A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband." ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>---------- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin . The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! " <SCRIPT><!--D(["ce"]);//--></SCRIPT>
Back to the site and had a great laugh! Hi Prathi, I am back to the site after a long time. First thing I got to read is this message of yours...Had a great laugh! But you know, how true it is from the men's point of view. The best I like is this one... "Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!" When we lived in a joint family, I have tried telling my husband certain things in a way that he picks up clues. But always my M-i-L will be smart to pickup the clues and not my husband. This will put me in big trouble later I also wanted to share my opinion on this one... "Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials". I guess these days with so many TV serials catching the attention of ladies, this is more told by women than men! Isn't it true???