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blockbuster sardarji jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by CHABOLU, Aug 5, 2011.

  1. CHABOLU

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    Blockbuster Sardar Jokes...!


    Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
    Friend: WHY?
    Sardar: Got upper berth.
    Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
    Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower Berth..


    Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at night, nobody will be there...!
    Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

    A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had
    gone to DELHI for Filling up.

    U knows y?
    FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".



    Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
    Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.

    again twins & named Max & Climax.
    Again the same.

    Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!



    A Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function.
    Suddenly all relatives started beating him!

    WHY?

    He said "SMILE PLEASE"



    Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
    WHY?
    Because his doctor advised him
    "To-days dinner should be light"


    SARDAR & FAMILY GO to A PARTY.
    HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
    I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....




    One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
    U know Why?

    Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.



    Santa! Your daughter has died!
    Depressed,

    Sardar jumps from 100th floor
    At 50th floor he remembers, "I don't have a daughter! "
    At 25flr he remembers, "I'm unmarried! "
    At 10flr he remembers, "I'm Banta not Santa."




    ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
    HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER ?



    Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
    ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?
    O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.




    A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
    A bystander: why are u laughing?
    Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is following me.




    A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
    All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

    He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"




    What does a sardar do after
    taking a xerox?
    He will compare it with the original for any
    spelling mistakes.





    WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
    ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE
    PHONE.


    Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says...
    Drink quickly......
    Wife asks why...
    sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and
    cold coffee Rs10


    A Sardar & his wife filed an
    application 4 Divorce.
    Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR



    Sardar at an Art
    Gallery: I suppose this horrible
    looking thing is what you call modern
    art ?
    Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

    Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
    Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in
    hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
    Sardar goes to china to find meaning of friends last words.

    It is 'U R STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"



    Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
    His wife asked what you are doing
    He said-i am seeing how i look while sleeping

































     
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