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Bill's Saxophone

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by krishnaamma, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Bill & Hillary had Al & Tipper Gore over for dinner at the White House.

    In the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom.

    After a couple of minutes, he came back. They finished dinner and left.

    On the way home, Al turned to Tipper and said, "Did you know Bill has a solid-

    gold urinal in his bathroom?" He continues, "How can we tell the American

    people, we are serious about cutting the budget when the President has a

    solid-gold urinal?" Tipper said, "There must be some mistake. I'll call Hillary

    when we get home and find out." When they get home, Tipper calls Hillary and

    says, "Is it true that Bill has a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom?" Hillary put

    her hand over the receiver and says,

    "Bill!!! I found out who peed in your saxophone!"
     
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2007

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