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Bihar Driving License Applikason Phorom

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 16, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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    NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

    He will give you the licen.








    For instruktions, see bottom applikason.

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    1. Last name:

    (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

    (Check karet box)

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    2. First name:

    (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no

    (Check karet box)

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    3. Age:

    (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no

    (Check karet box)

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    4. Sex: ____ (Laloo) _____ (Rabri)

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    5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

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    6.Occupason:

    (_) Dacoit (_) Rapeist (_) Kidanapper (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_)

    Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

    (Check karet box)

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    7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

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    8. read #7 agan & anser here: ___

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    9. Mather name: _______________________

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    10. Phather Name: ____________________ (dont leave blank)

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    11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 .............. (Circle highest grade completed)

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    12. Dental rekard:

    (_) Ellow (_) Berownish- ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other
    -__________ Give egjhakt color

    (Check karet box)

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    14. Ice seight:


    (_) One Ice(2x1) (_) Two Ice(2x2) (_) Half blind (_) Day blind (_)
    Night blind (_) 4/4 (_)6/6


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    15.Your thumb imparesson :



    (If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)


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    PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS


    Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.


    NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.


    WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS


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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahhahahhah,unable to control my laugh...:2thumbsup:
     
    Last edited: May 8, 2007

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