Bhai Ka Resume Pappu Bhai Supariwala Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA) Education: * B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar India, August 1984 * M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1986. Thesis: "On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts" Coursework: Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design Work Experience: * Research Assistant, LTTE Labs,Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991 * Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project * Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666) Summer Internship: Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990 * Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings * Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections Honors & Achievements: * Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime) * Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter * Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P. * Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs. * Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic degree supply. References: * Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi * Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi * Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
cyanide capsules too in different falours...hahaha ooops what a resume of a bhai, mind blowing.......