Bhai Ka Resume

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    Bhai Ka Resume

    Pappu Bhai Supariwala

    Objective:
    To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

    Education:
    * B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar India, August 1984
    * M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International
    Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1986.

    Thesis:
    "On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"

    Coursework:
    Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer
    Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object
    Oriented Crime Design

    Work Experience:
    * Research Assistant, LTTE Labs,Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991
    * Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
    * Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and
    mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)

    Summer Internship:
    Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990
    * Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
    * Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

    Honors & Achievements:
    * Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
    * Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
    * Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.
    * Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.
    * Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake
    academic degree supply.

    References:
    * Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
    * Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
    * Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
     
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    cyanide capsules too in different falours...hahaha
    ooops what a resume of a bhai, mind blowing.......
     

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