Beauty Parlour - To Go Or Not To Go

Beauty parlour - To Go or Not To Go
(A dialogue between an outgoing Wife - W
& dimwit Husband -H soaked in sloth
brimming with inertia
both on 40+)​

W: Hello darling - should I shorten my tresses?
H: OK Go to parlour.
W: But then once I get it short, it may take months to grow.
H: OK then don’t go to parlour.
W: But then, now-a-days keeping short hair is trending.
H: OK Then go to parlour.
W: But if I do that, my friends might taunt me - jeer and jibe.
H: OK Then don’t go to parlour.

W: But my mom opines that for my small round face - short hair would accentuate beauty of my countenance.
H: OK Then go to parlour.
W: But in parlour, in case they do slipshod work on my hair...
H: OK Then don’t go to parlour.
W: But then by all means, I think I must get it done.

H: Ok then go to parlour.
W: Eventually, if it turns out to be shabby-work in parlour - then darling - I shall hold responsible.
H: OK Then don’t go to parlour.

W: But short hair facilitates easy maintenance.
H: OK Then go to parlour.
W: But am scared in case it ends up face look macabre or horrible.
H: OK Then don’t go to parlour.
W: Whatever may be the result - am now determined to get it done.
H: OK Then go to parlour.
W: But I do have apprehensions whether you would continue to love me
with my hair-short & less.
H: OK Then don’t go to parlour.

W: OK Let us leave this discussion for time being.
When shall we meet ENT doctor for my throat inflammation?
H: OK Then go to parlour.
W: what is wrong with you? Don’t you hear that I am talking about
consulting doctor for throat inflamation.
H: OK Then don’t go to parlour.
W: Hello Darling! What happened to your head? What nonsense you speak?

H: OK Then go to parlour.
W: Ohhh-Myë-Gōd! Darlingggg! what happened to you?
H: OK - Then don’t go to parlour.

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No wonder now. I heard this poor husband is cooling his heels
in a mental hospital - shouting through out the day -
“OK - Go to parlour” & “OK - Then don’t go to parlour”.
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Thank you for visit. There are certain times moments in life coz few remains indecisive that harms remotely or directly some member or members of family.

 

Thanks for your comments.
When she starts with a prefix in soft voice “yenga” i pretend I haven’t heard because i know in the heart of heart it is something about purchase or ordering some groceries on line.
Second time she starts with a strong “yennanga” i can afford to be indifferent.
But third time when she accosts me with a strongly uttered

“Mr Thyagarajan” i begin to listen & hear her too.