Beauty of Math!

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  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

    What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE
    than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are
    giving more than 100%?

    We have all been in situations where someone wants
    you to GIVE OVER 100%.

    How about ACHIEVING 101%?

    What equals 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
    answer these questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
    21 22 23 24 25 26.

    If:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And:

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But:

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

    L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

    Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical
    certainty that:

    While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
    and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put
    you over the top!


    Cheers,
    Janhavi
     
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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Even though I have read this earlier, it is kind of a reminder.

    ~Punitha
     

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