Balance sheet of life .........

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    <TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="MARGIN-LEFT: 50.5pt; WIDTH: 93.08%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="93%" border=0><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt" width="100%"> BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE
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    Our Birth is our Opening Balance !

    Our Death is our Closing Balance!

    Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

    Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

    Heart is our Current Asset

    Soul is our Fixed Asset

    Brain is our Fixed Deposit

    Thinking is our Current Account

    Achievements are our Capital

    Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

    Friends are our General Reserves

    Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

    Patience is our Interest Earned

    Love is our Dividend

    Children are our Bonus Issues

    Education is Brands / Patents

    Knowledge is our Investment

    Experience is our Premium Account

    The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

    The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.


    Some very Good and Very bad things ...

    The most destructive habit......................Worry

    The greatest Joy...............................Giving

    The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect

    The most satisfying work...............Helping others

    The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness

    The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders

    Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth

    The greatest 'shot in the arm'..........Encouragement

    The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear

    The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind

    The most crippling failure disease............Excuses

    The most powerful force in life..................Love

    The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper

    The world's most incredible computer........The brain

    The worst thing to be without................... Hope

    The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue

    The two most power-filled words...............'I Can'

    The greatest asset..............................Faith

    The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity

    The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!

    The most prized possession................Integrity

    The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer

    The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm

    The most important thing in life..................GOD


    Chinese Proverb:
    'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with othersâ€

     
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