Balance Sheet of Life...

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  1. lahy15

    lahy15 Silver IL'ite

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    Dear IL Friends,

    Please find our Balance Sheet of Life for your information and reference ...

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    Balance Sheet of Life
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    Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

    Our Death is our Closing Balance!

    Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

    Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

    Heart is our Current Asset

    Soul is our Fixed Asset

    Brain is our Fixed Deposit

    Thinking is our Current Account

    Achievements are our Capital

    Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

    Friends are our General Reserves

    Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

    Patience is our Interest Earned

    Love is our Dividend

    Children are our Bonus Issues

    Education is Brands / Patents

    Knowledge is our Investment

    Experience is our Premium Account

    The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

    The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.



    Regards, Suni ... :)
     
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  2. sharadha

    sharadha Bronze IL'ite

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    Interesting. Rightly said.

    Thanks for sharing Bow.
     
  3. lahy15

    lahy15 Silver IL'ite

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    You are Welcome Sharadha ... Regards, Suni ... :)
     

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