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B4 N After Marriage...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Sep 9, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    This is just a joke...nothing serious....

    Before the marriage:

    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.She: Do you want me to leave?He: NO! Don't even think about it.She: Do you love me?He: Of course!She: Have you ever cheated on me?He: NO! Why you even asking?She: Will you kiss me?He: Yes!She: Will you hit me?He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!She: Can I trust you?He: Yes...........

    Now after the marriage you can read it from below to up !!!!:cool2:
     
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  2. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hi moonbeams,

    it is nice....
     
  3. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Nice One, Chandrabimam.
     
  4. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    That was a nice one.......

    There used to be one photograph depicting a man before and after marriage..... before marriage he will be handsome.... after marriage turn the phot upside down....with bald and beard....

    Veda
     

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