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Awesome Lines.. ?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mathangikkumar, Dec 16, 2013.

  1. mathangikkumar

    mathangikkumar Platinum IL'ite

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    1. Notice at Church, Mandir Gurudwaras:
    '' Do not leave your mobile; purses, wallets, hand-bags, girl friends unattended... Others may think it is an answer to their Prayers:''..
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    2. Who is a Psychiatrist?..
    A qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives for free, daily too..!
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    3. Scotch is a brilliant invention..........
    One double and you start feeling single again..;
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    4. Global recession and financial crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that...
    the majority of men have started loving their own wives..!!
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    5. No matter how many times the Teeth bite the Tongue..
    They still stay together in one Mouth;
    That is the Spirit of ' Forgiveness '...!!!
     
  2. Psg13

    Psg13 New IL'ite

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    Haha well said !!!!
     

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