Asking for a raise

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    [FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]The Maid asked for a raise. The Madam was very upset and asked:[/FONT]

    [FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]"Now Maria, why do you want an increase ?"

    Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons
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    [FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]why I want an increase. [/FONT]
    [FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]The first is that I iron better than you."

    Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

    Maria: "The Master said so."

    Madam: "Oh."

    Maria: "The second reason is that I am
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    [FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]a better cook than you."

    Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"

    Maria: "The Master did."

    Madam: "Oh."

    Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

    Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

    Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

    ***** SHE GOT THE RAISE
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