Angels In Hell & Monkeys In Heaven

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    :hello: Angels in Hell & Monkeys in Heaven :hello:

    Wife: “ Darling, it is said husband and wife are not permitted together in Heaven. Is it so dear?”
    Husband: “Yes. Yes. Only husbands are allowed in heavens.”
    W: “ who then in Heaven would give company to husbands?”
    H: “ There would be numerous Divas & many Angels to keep husbands usefully engaged!”
    W: “OMG, But then, where would I go”
    H: “ Of course honey, for sure - you would land in Hell.”
    W: “Do I get to enjoy nice company there?”
    H: “ Of Course Honey! you will enjoy the company of stout tall monkeys.”
    W: “See darling: God is favourable to you. consider yourself to be very lucky darling. For you, here too angel & In heaven too you get company of angels. But for me - here be monkey. There too monkeys.”
     
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    Abour Change:
    Change can not be brought to you. You must bring the change.
    Who said it.
    George Michel.
    But who is George Michel?
    ....
    ...
    ....
    He is bus conductor. Read the quote now again.
     

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