An Ounce!

Thanks @Balajee for your feedback. I did take my wife and son out after a long time, in March when Corona was not in full spree like now.
I did follow the social distancing and masking by the way. Besides, I know that ounce is used in Britain and not elsewhere these days. And both myself and my wife cook well. In fact both of us make good coffee by the way. I liked your proverb though. Liked your satire, though still felt its out of place. -rgs