Event: An insect falls into a mug of beer... Reactions: Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. .INTELLIGENT INDIANS Pakistani: -Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer -Relates the issue to Kashmir -Asks the Chinese for Military aid -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer <!-- google_ad_section_end -->
