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Amazing Children - 02

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vmur, Sep 4, 2007.

  1. vmur

    vmur Silver IL'ite

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    Puppies for Sale
    Source: Touching Stories

    A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read "Puppies for Sale." Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and sure enough a little boy appeared under the store owner's sign. "How much are you going to sell the puppies for?" the little boy asked. The store owner replied, "anywhere from $30 to $50." The little boy reached into his pocket and pulled out some change. "I have $2.37" he said. "May I please look at them?" The store owner smiled and whistled and out of the kennel came Lady, who ran down the aisle of his store followed by five teeny, tiny balls of fur.

    One puppy was lagging considerably behind. Immediately the little boy singled out the lagging, limping puppy and said, "What's wrong with that little dog?" The store owner explained that the veterinarian had examined the little puppy and had discovered that it didn't have a hip socket. It would always limp. It would always be lame. The little boy became excited. "That is the puppy I want to buy." The store owner said, "No, you don't want to buy that little dog. If you really want him, I'll just give him to you."

    The little boy got quite upset. He looked straight into the store owner's eyes, pointing his finger, and said, "I don't want you to give him to me. That little dog is worth every bit as much as all the other dogs and I'll pay full price. In fact, I'll give you $2.37 now and 50 cents a month until I have him paid for."

    The store owner countered, "You really don't want to buy this little dog. He is never going to be able to run and jump and play with you like the other puppies." To his surprise, the little boy reached down and rolled up his pant leg to reveal a badly twisted, crippled left leg supported by a big metal brace. He looked up at the store owner and softly replied, "Well, I don't run so well myself, and the little puppy will need someone who understands."

    God is Like...
    Source: Touching Stories

    A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:

    God Is Like...

    BAYER ASPIRIN
    He works miracles.

    a FORD
    He's got a better idea.

    COKE
    He's the real thing.

    HALLMARK CARDS
    He cares enough to send His very best.

    TIDE
    He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

    GENERAL ELECTRIC
    He brings good things to life.

    SEARS
    He has everything.
     
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    Kamla IL Hall of Fame

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    He is like Bloomingdales !!.......True...He is also expensive these days...try conducting an abhishekam in one of our local temples Vidya !!:|

    L, Kamla
     
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    I have to reply to you Kamala......:wink:

    compared to the returns people hope to get the abhishekam karchu is peanuts.

    And if people are not wishing for anything they definitely do not mind bloomingdales OR JC penney.
     
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    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hi,

    That was a good one.
     
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    Hi

    Good one

    Veda
     

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