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Amazing Calculations!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jaisapmm, Aug 13, 2008.

  1. jaisapmm

    jaisapmm Silver IL'ite

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    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
    OFFICE ARITHMETIC
    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
    SHOPPING MATH
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
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    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    HAPPINESS
    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
    LONGEVITY
    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
    DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
    SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
    With Care & Concern
     
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