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All ants were bathing in a pool...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    1) All ants were bathing in a pool...
    Just then an eleplant comes and jumps in the pool..
    All ants got out of water...
    One ant climbs at the back of the elephant.. and all other ants started
    shouting at him...

    Now the question is what do they tell him???

    Socho socho...

    Socho socho.....





    all ants starts saying....
    "DUBA DUBA KE MAAR SALE KO...."

    2)what will u call a rope that is used tied between 2 pipal trees ?




    ans: nokia ( connecting pipal )


    3)knees...
    what do u call a person with two knees...??


    socho....

    dho-nii...!!

    what do u call a person with 3 knees...??


    nee-teen.....(nitin)



    now wat do u call a person with 6 knees...?!




    saha-nii.....(sahanee)


    wat do u call a person with 9 knees...?!



    nitin sahanee..!!!!



    4)who was the first indian woman to fly abroad????




    SITA with Ravan to Lanka!


    5)ITS A 7 LETTER WORD.
    IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
    IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
    IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
    IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.
    WHATZ IT ?

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    POSTBOX


    6)what is plural of SHAH RUKH KHAN???
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    Ans - ICICI Bank
    Kaise???
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    bcos-
    SHAH RUKH KHAN - Main hoon na

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    ICICI Bank - Hum hain na
     
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  2. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    7)Teacher asks a Kid: What r the 2 latest versions of java??


    kid says.....
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    Marjava & Lutjava!!
    Ishq me dil kya jaan b tere kar java o java. java


    8) 8)Ek aadami chori karke bhag ke chupaneki koshik karat hain..
    who kitana bhi andar chupane ki koshish kare phir bhi police ko bahar dikh
    jata hain..
    bolo q??

    bolo q???

    bolo q???





    kyo ki uska nam JASBA rehata hain.. aur AGAR JASBA HO ANDAR TO DIKHATA HAIN BAHAR..

    9)A Girl is standing up on top of the hill and she is going to push her
    Father down from the hill top.....


    SO what is the name of this girl ???


    Socho Socho !!!!

    Socho Socho !!!!



    Well her Name is PUSH-PA!!!!!!!!!!


    10)Once 3 ants were walking down the road.....where they came across an elephant....1 asked the 2nd 'chal saale ko maarte hain kya???bahut natak kar raha hai??' to this the 2nd says no



    why????

    socho




    arre coz the 3rd says 'jaane de na yaar.....woh akela hain hum toh teen
    hain!!!!!'


    11) Electrical joke
    How saints resist all temptations in life..

    guess...



    coz they keep chanting "OHM OHM" nd more the no of OHMS more is the resistance..


    12)One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused.

    So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram
    opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word.

    What was he thinking?
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    Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"
     
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  3. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    That was good, loved the one with Ravan and Ram.
     
  4. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hi manju,

    That was :rotfl
     
  5. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    That was great...

    Veda
     
  6. madhurigupta

    madhurigupta New IL'ite

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    Hi! i have been a fan of Ant & elephant jokes always! luv them. to add....
    An ant & an elephant are playing HIDE N SEEK. The elephant starts looking for the ant. He reaches and sees that the ant has hidden in the temple.
    NOW the question is how does the elephant know that the ant is inside the temple?
    Any guesses!
    Simple! he saw the Ants slippers outside the templeBig Laugh
     
  7. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    Poor ravan..................
    Good ones.....
     
  8. gisjul

    gisjul Senior IL'ite

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    i too love too read and listen to the ant and elephant jokes.
    wonder who first initiated and started the first joke or what is the logic or connection between the ant and elephant jokes.
    But whatever it is i love these silly jokes.
    But these jokes are too cool.
    thanks for sharing with us.
    Gisjul Chillout!:party
     
  9. yenetishashi

    yenetishashi Senior IL'ite

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    Good Jokes ,bring Smile Even When We R Alone ,thanks A Ton To All Of U For Sharing Them With Us

    Cheers,
    Shashi.
     

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