After Marriage

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  1. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    After Marriage
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    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. ​
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    It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
    It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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    A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest.
    A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise.
    A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
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    Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding?
    To tell each other affectionately. ... Sweetheart U R Dead!
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    Different Phases of a man:
    After engagement: Superman
    After Marriage: Gentleman
    After 10 years: Watchman
    After 20 years: Doberman
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    There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. ​
    There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it ​
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    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
     
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  2. Veera

    Veera New IL'ite

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    Kallakkals. keep em coming
     

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