After Marriage [FONT='Times New Roman', 'serif']<HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>[/FONT]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. [FONT='Times New Roman', 'serif']<HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>[/FONT]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [FONT='Times New Roman', 'serif']<HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>[/FONT]A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband. [FONT='Times New Roman', 'serif']<HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>[/FONT]Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding? To tell each other affectionately. ... Sweetheart U R Dead! [FONT='Times New Roman', 'serif']<HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>[/FONT]Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman[FONT='Times New Roman', 'serif']<HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>[/FONT]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it [FONT='Times New Roman', 'serif']<HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>[/FONT]Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
