After mariage how couples behave

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  1. diana

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    Dating process:
    6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
    6 months : Of course I love U.
    6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

    Back from Work:
    6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
    6 months : BACK!!
    6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

    6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring. 6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
    6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

    Phone Ringing:
    6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
    6 months : Here, for you.
    6 years : PHONE RINGING.

    6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good! 6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
    6 years : AGAIN!!!!

    6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
    6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
    6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

    New Dress:
    6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
    6 months : You bought a new dress again???
    6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

    Planning for Vacations:
    6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
    6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter
    6 years : Travel? What's so badabout staying home???

    6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
    6 months : I like this movie.
    6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to
    bed, I can stay up by myself.

    So what are you thinking.. going to be married.. or want to live still alone??
    Last edited: Oct 30, 2007

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