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adam ,a cheapskate

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by radha_chennai, Jan 27, 2007.

  1. radha_chennai

    radha_chennai New IL'ite

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    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden, feeling
    > very lonely.
    >
    >
    > So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
    > Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
    > God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
    > and that it would be a
    > woman.
    > He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for
    > you, she will cook for you,
    > and when you discover clothing, she will wash it
    > for you.
    >
    > She will always agree with every decision you make
    > and she will not nag you
    > and will always be the first to admit she was
    > wrong when you've had a
    > disagreement. She will praise you for every little
    > thing that you do!
    >
    > She will bear your children.
    >
    > and never ask you to get up in the middle of the
    > night to take care of them
    >
    >
    >
    > "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give
    > you love and passion
    > whenever you need it."
    >
    > Adam, duly impressed, asked God, "What will a woman
    > like this cost?"
    > God replied, "An arm and a leg."
    >
    > What?!!!
    > Adam was shocked and being the cheapskate that he
    > is, asked,
    > "What can I get for a rib?"
    > So, of course, the rest is history .
    >
    > If only Adam had not been a Cheapskate ...
     
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  2. Manjureddy

    Manjureddy Gold IL'ite

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    Ha Ha Ha HA !!
    How did I miss this earlier !

    Manjula
     

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