Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden, feeling > very lonely. > > > So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" > Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. > God said that He was going to make Adam a companion > and that it would be a > woman. > He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for > you, she will cook for you, > and when you discover clothing, she will wash it > for you. > > She will always agree with every decision you make > and she will not nag you > and will always be the first to admit she was > wrong when you've had a > disagreement. She will praise you for every little > thing that you do! > > She will bear your children. > > and never ask you to get up in the middle of the > night to take care of them > > > > "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give > you love and passion > whenever you need it." > > Adam, duly impressed, asked God, "What will a woman > like this cost?" > God replied, "An arm and a leg." > > What?!!! > Adam was shocked and being the cheapskate that he > is, asked, > "What can I get for a rib?" > So, of course, the rest is history . > > If only Adam had not been a Cheapskate ...
