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Actual call centre conversations

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tamildownunder, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?"
    Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
    Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
    Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open." :-D
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    Samsung Electronics
    Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
    Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about."
    Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" :-D
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    Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe ) "If I register my car in France, and then take it to England , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?" :-D
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    Directory Enquiries
    Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please"
    Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no
    listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?"
    Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off." :-D
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    Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
    Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
    Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland " :-D
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    On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
    "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number
    on." :-D
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    Tech Support:
    "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
    Customer: "OK."
    Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
    Customer: "No"
    Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
    Customer: "No."
    Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
    Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." :-D
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    Tech Support: "OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
    Customer: "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?" :-D
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    Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?" :-D
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahaha,good ones:2thumbsup:
     
  3. arch174

    arch174 Senior IL'ite

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    HI TDU,
    sum more please..:yes:
     
  4. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Funny!!!!!! He Heeeeeee!!!!!!!
     
  5. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hi tdu,

    Very funny..had a good hahahhahaha.....
     

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