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A Telephone Conversation

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by vidchakra, Mar 25, 2011.

  1. vidchakra

    vidchakra Platinum IL'ite

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    Want to share here a funny conversation which I happened to over hear in office. This was some time back. This person sits just in the next cubicle, he is a very funny person and has a really loud voice. He was talking to a telemarketing person (a lady).Whatever the lady says here is my imagination.

    SHE - Good Morning Sir

    HE - Nothing has been good for me this morning till you called me. Hope the morning turns out good now. You have a very nice voice.

    SHE - Thank you sir. I am calling from XYZ bank.

    HE - Wow, First tell me your name.

    SHE - My name is Rose

    HE - Nice name. What happened? I can sense something is wrong from your voice. Any problem? You can tell me. I have all the time in this world to listen to you.

    SHE - No sir, No problem. I just called you regarding the loan we are offering.

    HE - Oh, then you are not well? There is some tension in your voice.

    SHE - I am fine sir. We are offering personal loan.

    HE - Thank you. I am very much interested. I am in need of money.

    SHE - Yes sir. We will be happy to help you.

    HE - Hmm.. I want a loan of 10 crores. Why dont we meet today? We can talk this over coffee.
    That was the last line I heard. I think the lady disconnected after this.
     
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  2. SARASVADIVU

    SARASVADIVU Silver IL'ite

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    Hi vidchakra,

    ha...ha..ha:rotfl

    The witty replies of the man was indeed enjoyable:biglaugh

    Good one there.

    :cheers
    Saras
     
  3. rgsrinivasan

    rgsrinivasan IL Hall of Fame

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    Reminds me of a similar scenarion, where my friend said that he wanted a 0%interest on his existing 1.75 L loan that would be transferred to the new card if given. Nice to read Vidchakra. Thanks. -rgs
     
  4. Malar2301

    Malar2301 Gold IL'ite

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    :thumbsupThat was a humourous one!!

    But I used to pity the telemarketing executives. All they want is lot of patience!!
     
  5. sojourner

    sojourner Silver IL'ite

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    Telemarketers from India are calling the US these days -- the joys of globalization.

    An Indian girl called me recently to congratulate me on making some list. I asked her for her home telephone number and the time when she ate dinner. She asked why. I said "So that I can return the favor by calling you at home and congratulating you when you are eating dinner'. She hung up quickly.

    I used to be more patient with telemarketers but am not anymore.
     
  6. ILoveTulips

    ILoveTulips IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Vid,

    Really nice and cute... though you heard one end of the conversation, you created the other end to perfectly fit well in the humorous dialogues... :) <Applause>


    ILT
     
  7. AbhiSing

    AbhiSing Gold IL'ite

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    hahahaha

    nice one Vid.

    Telemarketers...I am equally rude with the rude ones but generally I give a min to hear them out . Pity!
     
  8. vidchakra

    vidchakra Platinum IL'ite

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    Thank you all for your comments :)
    This is encouraging for me to write more.
     

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