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A Sweet Kiss Full Letter

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by srsjyothi, Oct 3, 2007.

  1. srsjyothi

    srsjyothi New IL'ite

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    A letter has been sent from a husband :

    Dear Sweetheart ,



    I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart,

    Your Loving Husband.

    His wife replied back after some days to her husband:


    Dearest sweetheart,

    Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

    2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

    3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

    4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.

    5. Other expenses 40 kisses.



    Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

    Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

    Your Sweet Heart.
     
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  2. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    simply classic, woman have to be admired wherever they are, only they can come up with such innovative ideas...thanks to the lord who made her..sunkan
     
  3. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Dear Jyothi,

    Oooops.... Real great.... Poor guy... Got it in full...

    Veda
     

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