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A Speeding Ticket

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 24, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange

    Officer: May I see your driver's license

    Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle

    Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen

    Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the glove box

    Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

    Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK!!

    Driver: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation

    Captain: Sir, can I see your license

    Driver: Sure. Here it is.

    It was valid.

    Captain: Who's car is this

    Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it

    Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk I was told you said there's a body in it.

    Driver: No problem.

    Trunk is opened; no body.

    Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

    Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    oh my god,hahahaha,:-D what a brave driver.:2thumbsup:
     
  3. khairunnissa

    khairunnissa New IL'ite

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    Hello,
    That was fun. Smart joke.
    Regards
    Khairu
    WITH GOD EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE
     
  4. mohana

    mohana Silver IL'ite

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    Ha..ha,,ha,smart driver.Thanks for posting.
     
  5. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    Wow!
    He acted very bravely and escaped the situation!
    Nice.. Heena

    Gayathri.
     
  6. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    very funny ......... thx for sharing
     
  7. Mythreyee

    Mythreyee New IL'ite

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    Really a wonderful post. Loved it. :)
     

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