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Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    A picture Blog



    This small dog, is a stray adopted by some watchmen of a neighbouriong building. Cute fellow, i call him Kallia, they feed him rotis and milk, from the limited amount of money these poor watchmen have.So every morning i take two rotis for him, and one Biscuit.

    And Tuffy an d he seem to like each other, for Tuffy does not bark at him, and Kalliya comes over close to Tuffy who is in a leash, when i take him for his morning walk.Cute fella this Kaliya.when he sees me from far, he comes running to me, and wants to jump over me.[​IMG]
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    this small boy's name is Shiv, and he stays in the neighbourhood.One day he comes and says , can i play with yr doggies ? I said they are huge, u will get scared, but he says i am not scared i am a grown up boy !

    The two love to play with him, but when he gets angry, he removes thebuttons of his shirt and shouts, a la Amitabh " TUFFFFFY ", and we all laugh at him.
    And i have choclates in a Jar upstairs, and this fellow is smart. He comes to the office earlier than i go, and i come to know he came for the toffees, and slunk away quietly.[​IMG]

    And when i am in office i tell him, take just one, then he poners for a long time, which one to take, then says, uncle i have 2 brothers , 1 sister, i cousins etc, and he will take half a dozen toffess. But i know they all went in his tummy, for i can see the wrappers on the stairs. Guy will grow smart when he grows up, and i swear bugger will have girls all around him, and i will have to patao him to lend me a few of his not in use Girl friends.[​IMG]


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    Here is the milkman. He comes sometimes on a bike, sometimes in a Jeep when it is cold. I asked him how much milk he carruies, he says 215 litres on that mobike.Wow ! Of course i dont buy fromhim, bcs i have seen him fill water, a little away from a pump. He winked at me, to keep the secret, and it is a secret all these years.

    But i have heard he is very rich, recently rumours say he sold off his farmland at a good price, but he sells milk as a passion,. Imagine milk selling a passion.!!!
    Mumbai we had guys in bikes taking girls for a ride, a la Rajesh Khanna, it was sexy to own a bike, then, and wheni came to jaipur i saw them being used by Milkmen.HAHA
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    KAMAL MAHTANI

    What is the height of Diplomacy ?
    Throwing the wife out of the window, and screaming
    “ Love is in the Air “ !!!

    Deadly Medical Question
    What will u call a person who has five brothers and five sisters ?
    FIBROSIS




    Papa Bole
    Beta kabhi na karma zindagi mein Shaadi,
    Yeh Hai Jeevan ki Barbadi !
    Beta Bola
    Papa main bhi Farz Nibhaunga
    Apne Bacho ko bhi yeh Samjhaunga !!!!!


    Beggar – Amma, give me some Chapattis
    Amma – They are not yet ready
    Beggar – in that case, take my mobile number, give me a missed call when they are ready !!



    Govt – Those who have 5 kids, we will give them a free house !
    Santa had 3 kids. He told his wife, that he has two kids from a neighbour, so he will go and fetch them so they become total 5.
    When Santa comes back, wife tells him, our 3 kids went back to their father, who came and took them !!!
     
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  2. satchitananda

    satchitananda Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    kamalji,

    very heart warming post. it is really nice that you have made such day to day events into a little post.

    the jokes as usual were phenomenal.:):)
     
  3. raji2678

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    Nice post, but where are the pictures?
     
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    Very nice post Kamalji. Especially I love Kallia, looks so cute :)

    Good jokes too :thumbsup
     
  5. Kamalji

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    Dear Satchi,

    You know i want to post just jokes, but since they donmt allow jokes in snippets, so i am forced to write blogs:rotfl:)

    thanks.kamal
     
  6. Kamalji

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    Dear Raji,

    The pictures are there on the blog, how come they dont appear on yr computer ?

    Regards

    kamal
     
  7. Kamalji

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    Dear Ice,

    Kallia is cute, nahin ? Adorable and mischevious.:rotfl

    thanks.
    kamal
     

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