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    [h=3][/h][h=1]Lesson from the Hedgehogs[/h]by STEPHEN on OCTOBER 21, 2013 · 1 COMMENT

    It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold.
    The hedgehogs, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions.
    After awhile, they decided to distance themselves one from the other and they began to die, alone and frozen. So they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth.
    Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. They learned to live with the little wounds caused by the close relationship with their companions in order to receive the heat that came from the others. This way they were able to survive.
    As King and Queen were sitting in their palace one day, a fisherman who was selling fresh fish was brought in front of them. King decided to buy a fish and gave the fisherman 100 gold coins for it. The fisherman was overjoyed. He thanked King and left.

    Queen turned to her husband in anger and scolded him for paying so much for a fish. King let her have her say, but said that the fish was purchased and that there was nothing that could be done about it. However, the Queen was adamant and insisted that the fisherman be brought back. "We will ask the fisherman about the gender of the fish," she said. "If he answers that it is female, we will say that we wanted a male fish and if his response is that it is male, we will say that we wanted a female fish! Either way, we will be able to return the fish and have our money back."

    So the poor fisherman was called back and was asked the question. Fortunately, he was clever enough not to be caught out. He replied, 'The fish is neither male nor female. It is neutral.' King was so impressed by the ingenuity of the man that he ordered a further 100 gold coins to be paid to him. The fisherman thanked the King again but as he was about to leave with the heavy bag of money, one of the coins fell onto the floor. The fisherman immediately bent down to look for the coin.

    Queen was already upset that the fisherman had been given 200 gold coins. "Look how miserly this man is!" the Queen exclaimed. "One coin has fallen out of his bag full of money and he searches for it instead of leaving it for some other poor servant to find." The man heard this remark and said, "O Queen, it is not out of miserliness that I search for the coin but rather because it had the picture of generous King on it. I would not tolerate anyone to cause dishonor to the King by treading on the coin."

    The King was so happy with this response that he immediately called for another 100 gold coins to be given to the fisherman. When Queen saw all this, she thought it was better to hold her tongue and let the man go with the 300 gold coins before the King decided to increase the amount again.

    “Speech is an Art. If one knows what, when and how to talk then such a person will be successful in life. 'The beauty of man is in the clarity of his tongue'.
    In other words, a person's intellect and wisdom is recognized through his speech”
    Sach Bolo Sukhi Raho.....!!!


    A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks.

    He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well.

    He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming.

    He panicked and started to pray, "God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop drinking!"

    Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer!

    He prayed again, "God, please get my foot out and I'll stop drinking AND cussing!"

    Still nothing..... and the train was just seconds away!

    He tried it one more time, "God please, if you get my foot out of the

    tracks, I'll quit drinking, cussing, smoking and having sex with all the

    women I meet."

    Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to dive out of the way, just as the train passed!

    He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said, "Thanks anyway God, I got it myself.",,

    Gift-Giving with a Difference

    For many people, whether they care to admit it or not, Christmas is about presents. Far-sighted folks will start stockpiling gifts from summer sales, whilst the ‘last minute dot coms’ will be harrying around (last minute) to find the right offering.

    Presents are a good thing, satisfying to give and nice to receive. Yet as you go about your shopping spree this year, you should ask the question, just how much time and energy do you want to expend finding the right thing for the right person and creating endless lists for Santa?
    We often bemoan that Christmas has lost its real meaning: in fact it cannot get more commercialized than it is already in most places of the world. Shops begin to display their Christmas wares at least three months before the event. Somehow, Christmas gift-giving has also lost its original purpose as a symbol of loving and caring; instead it has become a stress-inducing exercise! We give out of obligation rather than appreciation, or in order to fulfill the insatiable expectations of the kids who, under the influence of media and peer pressure only want the latest and most expensive gadgets or designer labels. The children may be happy for a few weeks (or days, or hours!) but the damage to the bank balance may last much longer.
    This year make a difference in your gift giving. Buy thoughtful, uplifting and practical gifts, not just those that stand idly in the corner all year and collect dust. Practical can mean anything that helps improve, mind, body or spirit.

    Be clear and focused as you go on your shopping blitz. The Three Kings brought with them Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh – your budget may not be in the same league, yet you can bring others much joy with a more modest but meaningful offering.

    Create a theme for your gift-giving. Make your gifts ones that will last longer than a week, and can benefit your loved ones for a lifetime. Make them soul uplifting, nourishing and rewarding.
    Giving a blanket may be snug and cozy, but why not buy personal development books and cd’s instead that will warm up the soul. Or sign up someone for hatha yoga classes which will benefit the body and uplift the spirit, rather than cinema tickets which probably won’t. Consider getting children motivated and creative with painting or modeling or with healthy outdoor pursuits instead of indoor PlayStations. Although it’s nice to receive a present in hand on Christmas day, yet try to make it small and practical and let the bigger item be more meaningful and inspirational.

    Be mindful also to reduce the packaging material this year – boxes with colorful wrappings, ribbons, tissue paper, plastic film and the works, don’t help the environment! Make your gifts unique by wrapping presents cheaply yet beautifully using creative ideas and recyclable and environmentally friendly goods. Better still, send your friends an eco-friendly e-card telling them that your gift to them this year is a donation to a charity; a tree planted in their name; or will contribute in some way towards saving the planet.

    What people really want at Christmas is your time, your attention and love. Remember the ones whom others often forget, give them a quick call, a visit and happy face. Stay cheerful, loving and considerate. These are the greatest gifts of all, and they don’t cost anything!
    This notion of meaningful gift giving need not only apply at Christmas time but on all other occasions that gifts are exchanged. As your gift becomes a means to lift their mind, body and soul, they will be eternally grateful and this is the true sign of love and care.

    It’s time… to be mindful of the gifts you buy this season. Make them practical, environmentally friendly, and most of all those that uplift the mind, body and soul. Reduce Santa’s list by being a creative shopper! Give the gift of your love and attention – these are the greatest gifts of all and they don’t cost anything!

    A village potter used to make pots and planters. He would go to a near by town to sell his wares. He had a donkey on whose back he would load the pots etc.

    Diwali was fast approaching, so the potter decided to make some statues of Lord Ganesha and Goddess Lakshmi, to sell in town. He made some beautiful statues and painted them in bright colours. He then loaded them on to the back of his donkey and set off towards the city.

    On the way, he crossed many people. They would invariably fold their hands and bow to the statues of Ganesha and Lakshmi. By the time they reached the city, many people had bowed their heads before the deities.

    They reached the exhibition ground where the artisans could exhibit their things. Soon the potter was able to sell his statues for a good sum. He was pleased indeed!

    The potter took his donkey by the muzzle and set off on the road leading back to the village. Every time they would cross anyone, the donkey would stop and preen himself prettily as if he were a model. But what was the matter! No one seemed to as much as glance at him! Why were people not bowing their heads before him anymore? Desperate to catch their attention, the donkey started to bray louder & louder...

    He-haw, he-haw...... He went on. The passers-by started pelting stones at him in annoyance. The potter was bewildered too.

    The poor donkey had thought that everyone was bowing to him, little realizing that their reverence was directed to the idols of God tied to his back and not to him!

    Many of us make this mistake. A person occupying a seat of power, often finds people saluting him. If he thinks that the salutations are in his honour, he is living in a fool's paradise, like the donkey in the story!

    The respect is given to the chair and not to the person occupying it. As soon as he steps down from the position, the people around him vanish.

    Frogs croak only when it rains, as soon as the rain stops, they vanish.

    Lets make sure that we treat people in such a way that they love and Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
    Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
    She made a mistake, however, when one afternoon, she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar, announcing to all, including poor Frank, that every one seeing his pickup outside the pub knew what he was doing!
    Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
    Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.....

    .... walked home ..... and left it there all nighNamaste:

    This is message synthesizing the paradox of our life in the modern times a
    power-point file containing a slide show with music is
    available in the file folder at the following link:

    The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller
    buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower
    viewpoints. We spend more, but have less. We buy more, but
    enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more
    conveniences, but less time.

    We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less
    judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but
    less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
    recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry,
    stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV
    too much, and pray too seldom.

    We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
    We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
    We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
    We've added years to life not life to years.
    We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble
    crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.

    We conquered outer space but not inner space.

    We've done larger things, but not better things.
    We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
    We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.
    We write more, but learn less.
    We plan more, but accomplish less.
    We've learned to rush, but not to wait.

    We build more computers to hold more information, to produce
    more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
    These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men
    and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.
    These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier
    houses, but broken homes.

    These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway
    morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that
    do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when
    there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the
    stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you,
    and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or
    to just hit delete.

    Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are
    not going to be around forever.

    Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe,
    because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
    Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because
    that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it
    doesn't cost a cent.

    Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved
    ones, but most of all mean it.

    A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep
    inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment,
    for someday that person will not be there again. Give time to
    love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious
    thoughts in your mind.
    Author Unknown
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