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A man with no bad habits

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    <TABLE style="BORDER-RIGHT: #abdbef 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #abdbef 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #abdbef 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #abdbef 1px solid" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" bgColor=#daf0fe border=0><TD style="BORDER-LEFT: #abdbef 1px solid" vAlign=top><TABLE height="96%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0>Once a man was waiting for a taxi.

    A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him.
    But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man
    became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him
    alone unless he parts with some money.

    Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but
    if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help
    you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.

    The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He
    then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the
    beggar.

    The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."

    The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the
    beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good".

    The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the
    liver".

    The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race
    course.Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place
    bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone".

    As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry
    sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."

    Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home
    with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving
    at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the
    man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".

    The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad
    habits looks like."

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    Daffodil

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  2. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    HAHAHA

    Men can do anything to stick to their vices.

    roopa.
     
  3. Paulina

    Paulina Moderator Staff Member Platinum IL'ite

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    Dear daffodil,

    It's a no-win situation for us about 60% of the time I guess .

    They will always find the answers faster than we do ,but when we win

    .....ah! that is some victory !

    PAULINA:lol:
     

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