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a little laugh good for health!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manisha13, May 10, 2007.

  1. manisha13

    manisha13 New IL'ite

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    [FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif] A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, But nothing happened.

    Finally he decided to write a letter to GOD requesting the Rs.50 . When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "God, India",they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.

    The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

    The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thanking reply note to God, which reads:

    "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in New Delhi, and those donkeys must have deducted Rs.30 as taxes!"


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  2. honey

    honey New IL'ite

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    ha ha ha ha:rotfl :rotfl :cool2: thats funny.
     
  3. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha:thumbsup
     
  5. lg001

    lg001 New IL'ite

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    Good One.

    One more:

    Quite touching and interesting:
    >>
    >>I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
    >>I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
    >>to get married. There was only one little thing
    >>bothering me.... It was her pretty younger sister.
    >>
    >>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
    >>tight miniskirts and generally was bra less. She would
    >>regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
    >>got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It
    >>had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
    >>near anyone else.
    >>
    >>One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
    >>over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
    >>when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
    >>feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
    >>overcome.
    >>
    >>She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
    >>once before I got married and committed my life to her
    >>sister. Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a
    >>word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
    >>if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
    >>me."
    >>I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
    >>up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off
    >>her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I
    >>stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
    >>beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
    >>and headed straight towards my car.
    >>Lo! Behold! My entire future family was standing
    >>outside, all clapping!
    >>
    >>With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
    >>hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
    >>passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
    >>better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
    >>
    >>And the moral of this story is.......
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>Always keep your condoms in the car
     
  6. tinku

    tinku Silver IL'ite

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    Oh God, That was a narrow escape for the man.

    Ha ha ha......

    Anyway Good.
     

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