[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif] A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, But nothing happened. Finally he decided to write a letter to GOD requesting the Rs.50 . When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "God, India",they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke. The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid. The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thanking reply note to God, which reads: "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in New Delhi, and those donkeys must have deducted Rs.30 as taxes!" [FONT=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]manisha:2thumbsup: [/FONT] [/FONT] .
Good One. One more: Quite touching and interesting: >> >>I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and >>I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided >>to get married. There was only one little thing >>bothering me.... It was her pretty younger sister. >> >>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very >>tight miniskirts and generally was bra less. She would >>regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always >>got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It >>had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was >>near anyone else. >> >>One day "little" sister called and asked me to come >>over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone >>when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had >>feelings and desires for me that she couldn't >>overcome. >> >>She told me that she wanted to make love to me just >>once before I got married and committed my life to her >>sister. Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a >>word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and >>if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get >>me." >>I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go >>up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off >>her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I >>stood there for a moment, then turned and made a >>beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, >>and headed straight towards my car. >>Lo! Behold! My entire future family was standing >>outside, all clapping! >> >>With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law >>hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have >>passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a >>better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." >> >>And the moral of this story is....... >> >> >> >>Always keep your condoms in the car
