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A letter from a teenage girl to her Dad!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by srinivasan_vanaja, Dec 11, 2007.

  1. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    Please Read this letter carefully and forward your precious remarks.


    A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.
    Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-



    Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

    I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.

    Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?


    Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.


    Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!


    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.


    Your loving daughter,
    Rosie.




    At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

    Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:




    PS:

    Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.


    I love you!

    Your loving daughter,
    Rosie
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    That was really a cool ending ya. In the beginning was thinking what the hell this teenage girl is doing. But a clever girl not bad
     
  3. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Today's kids really know to how to get their way.

    Roopa.
     
  4. poonamjoshi9266

    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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  5. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Smart girl yaar....
     
  6. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Wow!! Wow!! Excellent!!
    Wat a great start n wat a great finish yaar!
    Girls r very smart now a days n i really enjoyed reading it..
     
  7. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    I have read this before. Even then nice post.

    Lakshmi
     
  8. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    hi everybody,

    actually this is a forward. i too felt very uneasy to read the letter at the beginning, but got little convinced when i read it fully. let us read and forget.
     

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