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A Good Lawyer....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Shanvy, Nov 19, 2007.

  1. Shanvy

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    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you
    eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man
    replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to
    my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife
    and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man
    he stated, "You come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful
    voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with
    me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered They all entered
    the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the
    limousine was.

    Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
    lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of
    us with you.

    " The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
     
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