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A Dog's Story -Good one

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rajmiarun, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    I dont know whether you guys have read this article. Anywayz its a must
    read...

    A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog
    coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back
    again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth.
    He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb,
    please". The dog has money in its mouth, as well. The butcher looks inside
    and, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and puts the
    sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth.

    The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides
    to shut the shop and follow the dog. So off he goes. The dog is walking
    down
    the street, when it comes to a level crossing; the dog puts down the bag,
    jumps up and presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for
    the lights to turn. They do, and it walks across the road, with the butcher
    following him all the way.

    The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The
    butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and
    gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. Then the dog shows a
    ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is
    nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus. The
    dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside waiting for the bus
    stop to come. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its
    tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for the bus to stop
    completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the
    stop. It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door.

    As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and
    heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against
    it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher
    watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking
    him and punching him, and swearing at him.

    The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy. "What in
    heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for
    the
    life of me!" to which the Guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the
    second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."

    *Moral of the story: You may continue to exceed onlooker's expectations but
    shall always fall short of the boss' expectations. It's dog's life after
    all.........*
     
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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Very true...
    we can impress all other people in the world, but not your own husband and IL's.
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    very nice story:2thumbsup: poor dog. s,v can't satisfy all.
     
  4. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    That was a good story....

    Veda
     
  5. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Great post, conclusion is true, you always fall short of your boss's expectations
     
  6. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi rajmi,

    That was a good one....

    You always fall short for somebody ..that is facts of life...
     

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