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A Dad Finds A Bride For His Son??

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ArabianDoll, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. ArabianDoll

    ArabianDoll Senior IL'ite

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    <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><TD class=newstitle align=left>This is how business is done!! <TD class=para1 align=left>DAD FINDS A BRIDE FOR HIS SON.

    Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
    Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
    Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
    Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
    Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
    Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
    Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
    Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
    Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
    Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
    Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
    President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
    Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
    President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
     
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  2. sasisenthil

    sasisenthil New IL'ite

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  3. sharadha

    sharadha Bronze IL'ite

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    Very smart dad. Too good if only its possible.
     
  4. lahy15

    lahy15 Silver IL'ite

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    What a Brilliant Dad ... Big Laugh... Regards, Suni...:)
     
  5. shakambari

    shakambari Platinum IL'ite

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    Good joke.

    But beware living with such a manipulative father or fil is not a joke
     
  6. amihere

    amihere Platinum IL'ite

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    Oh What a fantastic dad,
    Just hoping if my dad had recommended me to such high position:)
    he he
     
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    :biglaugh :rotfl .... If only things were this easy ... !!!
     

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