Chinese man files for divorce Judge: What's the reason? Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come Judge: May be side income
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja ps- sorry for being sooooo naughty