1. Would you like to join the IL team? See open jobs!
    Dismiss Notice
  2. What can you teach someone online? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice
  3. If someone taught you via skype, what would you want to learn? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice

100 kisses

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by anu9, Apr 10, 2007.

  1. anu9

    anu9 New IL'ite

    Messages:
    40
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    8
    Gender:
    Female
    A letter has been sent from a husband:

    Dear Sweetheart:

    I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. I'm sure you'll manage.



    You are my sweetheart,

    your husband.

    His wife replied back after some days to her husband :
    Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
    2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
    3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
    4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
    5. Other expenses 40 kisses
    Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

    Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
    Your Sweet Heart....:mrgreen:
     
    Loading...

  2. ramya_psk

    ramya_psk Senior IL'ite

    Messages:
    143
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Gender:
    Female
    good joke:mrgreen:


    ramya
     
  3. raginiprakash

    raginiprakash Senior IL'ite

    Messages:
    220
    Likes Received:
    9
    Trophy Points:
    23
    Gender:
    Female
    Ha ha ha......that was hilarious!!:mrgreen:
     

Share This Page