100 kisses

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  1. anu9

    anu9 New IL'ite

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    A letter has been sent from a husband:

    Dear Sweetheart:

    I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. I'm sure you'll manage.



    You are my sweetheart,

    your husband.

    His wife replied back after some days to her husband :
    Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
    2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
    3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
    4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
    5. Other expenses 40 kisses
    Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

    Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
    Your Sweet Heart....:mrgreen:
     
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  2. ramya_psk

    ramya_psk Senior IL'ite

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    good joke:mrgreen:


    ramya
     
  3. raginiprakash

    raginiprakash Senior IL'ite

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    Ha ha ha......that was hilarious!!:mrgreen:
     

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