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10 reasons why Desis cant be terrorists

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by srsjyothi, Aug 2, 2007.

  1. srsjyothi

    srsjyothi New IL'ite

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    10 reasons why Desis cant be terrorists

    1. We are always late we would have missed the flight.

    2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us!

    3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

    4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

    5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

    6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

    7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

    8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

    9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

    10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
     
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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    interesting facts....
     
  3. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Very true. My addition

    11. We forget everything once cricket match starts
     
  4. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    Good imagination..............
     
  5. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    good one

    Lakshmi
     

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