Old Wine In New Bottle

OLD WINE
in
NEW BOTTLE​

Stop calling workers by their primitive titles.
Please address them by using their 21st century titles !
OLD: Garden Boy
NEW: Landscape Executive
OLD: Gardner
NEW: Plant nutritionist

OLD: Petrol attendant
NEW: Fuel transmission technician
OLD: Car Cleaner
NEW: Vehicle Image Developer

OLD: Water Pump Operator
NEW: Aqua line Executive

OLD: Lift Operator
NEW: Vertical Movement Specialist
OLD: Receptionist
NEW: Front Desk Executive
OLD: Typist
NEW: Printed Document Handler
OLD: Messenger
NEW: Business Communication Conveyer

OLD: Telephone Operator
NEW: Communications Executive
OLD: Window Cleaner
NEW: Transparent Wall Technician

OLD: Temporary Teacher
NEW: Associate Teacher
OLD: Tea Boy
NEW: Refreshment Technician

OLD: Garbage Collector
NEW: Environmental Sanitation Technician
OLD: Guard
NEW: Security Enforcement Executive
OLD: Driver
NEW: Automobile Propulsion Specialist

OLD: Maid
NEW: Domestic Management Executive
OLD: Cook
NEW: Food Technician
OLD: Gossiper
NEW: Oral Research and Evaluation Executive
Finally, (Do laugh)
OLD: Thief
NEW: Wealth Relocation Specialist