@sharmi10 If you don't mind, please translate above jokes into English so that we all can understand and enjoy.
Husband bought a car in 2010 approx cost 4 lakh rupees. Wife also bought jewelry in 2010 approx cost 4 lakh rupees. Today, resale value of Husband's car is approx 2 lakh rupees. Today's price of wife's jewelry is approx 16 lakh rupees. Moral:- Wife shouldn't be discouraged from purchase gold/ jewelry.
Lol! Oh, husband was bragging about the food prepared by him but wife doesn't accept it. Funny! Thanks for the translation, Vidya.