This is very hilarious... Laughter is the best medicine.... . 1 )what is the cube of 13? > Its : SUROOR > wondaring how? > thats bcoz.... > TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR ============ ========= ========= ============ > 2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon? > kyonki uska naam hanuman tha.. ============ ========= ========= ============ > 3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad? > ..........sita with ravan ============ ========= ========= ========= > 4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? > …….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya ============ ========= ========= ========= > 6) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their > marrige…guess y?? > they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain** ============ ========= ========= ========= > 7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. > ……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda.. ============ ========= ========= ========= > Full form of MATHS???? > Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students… ============ ========= ========= ========= > 9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs?? > Ans: hasina ============ ========= ========= ============ 3+ 3 =8 Bataao Kaise? Bataao Bataao! Nahi Pata?!! Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!! ! ============ ========= ========= ============ Teacher: 'A' for? Student: Apple !!! Teacher: Jor se bolo Student: JAI MATA DI ============ ========= ========= ========= 1) Smoking 2) Drinking 3) Charas 4) Ganja 5) Chicken 6) Mutton 7) Oily food Masala 9) Sleep & obesity 10) Pollution = Heart Attack Matlab scrolll down DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! ============ ========= ========= ========= What's the opposite of "Dominoes"?? ? think think think think think tired of thinking??? Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" ============ ========= ========= ============ Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" .... .... .. ...... okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat" ============ ========= ========= ========= ok whats the opp of venky's.. venlocks... (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..) ============ ========= ========= ========= == Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? 'Come ' palakrishnan. ============ ========= ========= ========= A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. Guess why ? because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae" ============ ========= ========= ========= ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise bahar nikalega???? ??? ......... ......... think ..... think.... ....... ....... ............... geela ho ke nikalega.... .. ============ ========= ========= ========= ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ....... sweets nops sault nopes think think are yaar birla white cement kyunki iske ander jaan hei....... ============ ========= ========= ========= whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) ============ ========= ========= ========= Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange ? think...... ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ socho socho ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ the answer is .......... They Both Are Not a Banana !! Regards
