Baby Names In Bihari Style

*A BIHARI WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET
> HIS
>
> wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna
> ( Bihar).
>
> At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his
> colleagues in office stating that his wife had
> delivered a son.
>
> His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how
> this "Happy
> event" happened when he had not seen his wife for
> four years...
>
> The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours
> take care of the
> wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.
>
> The colleagues asked him, "What name will you give
> to the son?"
>
> The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who
> has taken
> care,then the name would be "DWIVEDI";
>
> If it is the third neighbour then it would
> be "TRIVEDI",
>
> If it is the fourth neighbour then it
> would be "CHATURVEDI" ;
>
> If its the fifth neighbour then it would
> be "PANDEY"...
>
> After listening to this, questions followed.
>
> What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
> "Then the boy would be named "MISHRA"...
>
> And what if the wife is too shy to tell
> the name of the neighbour?
> Then it would be "SHARMA"...
>
> But what if she refuses to divulge the
> name of the neighbour?
> Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"...
>
> If she does not remember the name then?
> "It is YAAD-AV"
>
> But who knows whether the child resulted
> from a rape?
> Then it will be named "DOSHI"...
>
> Finally, if the child happened because
> of wife's burning desire?
> Then he will be named "JOSHI"...
>
> And if the whole country had made efforts
> for the happy arrival?....
> "DESHPANDEY. "*