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    A question was asked in seminar

    Why employees don't confide to their management about their problems and frustrations?
    The best answer came from a real frustrated employee,
    "You cannot discuss your Malaria problems with the Mosquito!"
     
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    President Trump and the Canadian PM are shown a time machine which can see 50 yrs into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question.

    Trump: What will the USA be like in 50 years?
    The machine gives a printout which reads: The country is in good hands under the new President, Jos Fernandez.... crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. Vice President Ram Keshav has declared Hindi language mandatory in all USA schools. There are no worries.

    Canadian What will Canada be like in 50 years time?
    The machine gives a printout. The PM just stares at it.

    Trump: Tell us what it says?

    Canadian PM: I can't! It's all in Punjabi!!
     
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    Motivational Quotation in a Bar :)

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