You Are In Heaven....

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  1. jayana

    jayana Senior IL'ite

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    Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a Sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing at the foot of his bed.
    "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?... And who are you?" he asked.


    "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and



    You are in heaven
    ."

    "WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too Young," said Rob. "Iwant you to send me back immediately."


    "It's not that easy", said St.Peter. "You can only return as a Dog or a hen. The choice is yours."

    Rob thought about it for a while, and figured that being a dog is




    Too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.​



    "I want to return as a hen."

    And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really


    Nicely feathered. But now he felt like his rear end was gonna​

    Blow. Then along came another hen. ​

    "Hey, you must be the new hen St. Pe! Ter told me about," she said.

    "






    How do you like being a hen?"



    "Well, OK I guess, but it feels like my ass is about to explode."



    "Oh that!" said the other hen. "That's only the ovulation going


    On. You need to lay an egg​



    "





    "How do I do that?" Rob asked.

    "Cluck twice, and then push all you can."


    Rob clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then

    'plop' an egg was on the ground.




    "Wow" Rob said, "That felt really good!"


    So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that


    There was another egg on the ground.​


    The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:


    "Rob, for Christ's sake! Wake up! You're shittin' all over theBed!"



    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


     
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    friends2b New IL'ite

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    Yuck! That is funny:lol:
     
  3. meenu

    meenu Bronze IL'ite

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    very hilarious

    Dea r Jayana,
    Your forwards are always very interesting. This made me laugh so much that i am still chuckling as i type.
    regards,
    Meenu
     
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    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl haa haa haa very nice
     
  5. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    great great great something damn good i must say.....

    dear jayana that forward could split guts out.....regards sunkan
     

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