Welcome To The Wild Ride On The Choo Choo Train

MY HERO

You made me whole
You kept me pure
When the whole
World told you
I am a piece of
Manure

You made me special
You made me feel pride
And wiped away my tears
When people made me
Cry

You gave me the best
When the world told you
Take a rest
You've done sufficient
Yet you did your
God-given duty most
Efficient

Today you need help
Today you need understanding
Not chiding from society
That lacks
Understanding

May I be able to return
Your favor
Billion-fold
And keep your
Departure-status from Earth on
Hold

 

THE FEMININE WITHIN

What world is this
When Father tells Daughter
Get Boyfriend because
Everyone needs touch
Avoid Marriage because
Women loose too much

What world is this
When Men look at look at computers
When Men look at screens
Yet ignore the Beauty Queen
Except only to demean

What world is this
Where Men hide in Caves
Women put a full day's work
Yet at home
Are treated as Slaves

What world is this
Where do we fit in
Or is the beginning of
The end of
The Feminine Within

The Feminine Within

What world is this
Where Men grow long manes
Yet Women must shred their
Long lovely tresses
Only to endure pain

Never to realize
The Feminine Within

The Feminine Within

 

MEERA BAI


How do I paint thee
You are so pretty

With the Good Lord's name
On your lips
And the enchanting Veena
On your fingertips

How can anyone not help
But adore you

Your fate was sealed
Your fate was destined
You were meant for the
Good Lord
Regardless of your in-laws
Wrestling

They tried you kill you with venom
They tried to kill you with a snake
But never once did your
Devotion to the Good Lord
Break

Lucky are those who
Feel the natural bond
Lucky are those who
Are not attached

Pain of Birth
Calamity of illness
Fear of Death
Certainly does not
Harass

You are so pretty
How do I paint thee

Wish the Good Lord
Would come and save
Me

 

SO MUCH TO PAINT SO LITTLE TIME

So much to Paint
So little Time

My bedtime is
Half-past Nine

I get comments
Which seem like
Requests

Which painting
Can I do best

Lord Krishna
Play the Flute

My two year old
Son is too too cute

What about a
Cherub Lady

Who devoted her life
To Saving

Herself
Her time
Her passions

For Lord Krishna

Or how about
Guru Gobind Singh

Who saved India
from Invaders

Who restricted right
To practice different religion
Let alone any soothsayers

What to paint first
What to paint next
Which painting
Can I paint best

So Much to Paint
So Little Time

Mister, Can you
Spare a Dime

 

WHY CAN'T YOU SAY "HELLO" TO ME?

What can't you say
Hello to me

Are you scared I will
Bite your pee-pee

What can't you pursue
A lady

Without fear of her
Being rude

Where is your bravery
Where is your valor
Or do you spend hours
Viewing p0rn
Willing to settle with
Salvor

Why can't you say
Hello to me

Are you scared I will
Squash thee

What do you have
To Hide

Why do you settle
For bits and pixels

When you can easily
Get a living, breathing
Lady, who is well-chiseled

Alas our brave new world
Where p04n is the norm
Where ladies are perceived
To create a storm

Be well my friend
Be fruitful and multiply
With the computer screen

You are the Adam
Computer is the Eve

Don't worry
No one will hear your
Throbbing and Scream

 

SHIMLA

I wish to be whole
And travel with
The one who
Is my soul

I wish to be complete
And be the one
No one can defeat

I wish to fly
And forge deep friendships
By and by

Shimla

Are you a dream
Are you for real
Or is my heart
For you to steal

With you snow-capped
Mountains
And waters worthy of
Fountains

Is is any wonder
You appear in
Our dreams

Who is worthy
To take me to Shimla

Who is worthy
To take me in Shimla

Who is worth
To just be

In Shimla

 

COLORFUL BIRD

Colorful bird
With brightly
Colored feathers

Colors to compliment
In any weather

Colorful bird
You are certainly
A delight

And your natural abode
Is simply
Out-of-site

Colorful bird
How do I paint three
You've got not
One shade of blue
But maybe
Two or Three

Colorful bird
Won't you
Come home
With me?

 

That is true.

We should instead use the online world to enhance our real-world relationships.

 

DALLAS BARBECUE

Dallas Barbecue
In the middle of
Winter

Dallas Barbecue
It must be simpler

Ribs and Sirloin Steaks
Whoa
Put on the breaks!

Aren't you on a diet
Yeah, but why fight it?

Delicious aroma
Wafting for miles on ends

Tomorrow morning
I will touch my toes
And bend

Dallas Barbecue
Mmmm Mmmm good

Dallas Barbecue
Hey, where's my food?

Fries and sauerkraut
Who can
Love them not

Chocolate cake
And milkshake
Give me a Break!

Dallas Barbecue
Jack La Lane
To the rescue!