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  1. Mar 10, 2017 #1
    Kamalji

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    Visa Gods in Demand


    Ever since Trump has come, and said he does not want the H 1B visa chaps to come to America, indians are troubled.And when an indian is troubled he runs to one place, a temple , where else !

    And Lord Hanuman is one such God. He has many names, The Hanuman temple outside the petrol pump near my house, is called Petrol pump wale Hanuman ji. Loads of people come here on Tuesdays, as also a lot of beggars, and many car owners too. Who knows this Hanumanji is told to reduce the petrol prices.

    Well we have people now flocking to this Hanuman Temple in Delhi called Visa wale Hanumanji.Here people flock and put in their appliactions to the lord, so that they are granted visas to go to the states, the land of milk and honey, and they feel Hanumanji will make Trump lienient to their visa in particular.

    This is like bribing God eh ! Yes they must be giving cash, and sweets to the lord, to appease him.People will not take no for an answer I suppose. They cant digest the fact that Trump is all powerful these days, his writ runs more than Hanumanji in these matters. So guys and gals, there is lots in india, there are pots of money here too. Look at Ambanis , tatas, birlas, and airtel chap, there is lots of money here too.


    And who knows even if u force Hanumanji to grant u visa, against his wish, u might meet the same fate as that indian who was shot dead in the pub recently.


    Nirupa Roy’s Bunglow is worth at least a 100 crores today. It has carpet area of 3000 feet, and a lawn of 8000 feet. She has two sons, who both stay there, and are now fighting for her bedroom, of who should occupty it.

    बॉलीवुड की 'मां' निरूपा रॉय के बंगले को लेकर आपस में भिड़े उनके बेटे


    Nirupa and her husband are both dead. Like in the movie Deewar, where her two sons don’t get along, the same gets repeated in real life, decades later eh ! What an irony.



    Spain: 100 customers flee restaurant without paying

    100 customers , maybe known to each other, were having a buffet dinner at a restaurant in spain. The cost of the dinner was some 2000 Euros, appx 1.50 lakhs, some 750 indian rupees per head. All was fine, food eaten, all started to dance, and then suddenly , not one, not a few, but all of them ran out of the restaurant at once, without paying the Bill. They were too many the hotel staff few.


    Well in india it may be happening, but that is one or two guys in a week in a restaurant that is it. But here a 100 of them eh ! These guys are dacoits out there, not theives. We indians aer much better, but still we are called Third World . Well I am sure these bastards will have loose motions from that free food.


    HAHA


    That’s all folks . Have a great weekend.Smile.


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    The US $ was at Rs.19

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  2. Mar 10, 2017 #2
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    Dear Kamalji,
    Even before Trump became the president of USA almost all the metropolitan and major cities have temples of Lord Hanuman, lord Vinayaka, Lord Venkatesa specially for visa prayers.
    Now people in many countries are joining USA and oppose Indians migrating to their countries. Perhaps the Visa special Gods might lose the attraction now.

    PS
     
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    Dear Kamalji,
    There is one Balaji temple in Chilkur (the name of place), Hyderabad. He is known as Visa God. Very popular temple. You can Google for it. Heavy rush in Visa season, especially students. I heard in recent times the rush is less......may be due to new Trump policies. No market for America bridegrooms also.
    I like the joke Hero is 0 without her. True!!!!
    Syamala
     
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    Dear kamalji,
    Ha! had a nice laugh reading your post. Yes as others have said, I have heard of many temples in South also where special prayers are offered especially by students waiting to get visas to go abroad:) I agree we do pray for anything that is important in our lives and this must surely be such an occasion for many.
    Jokes hilarious as usual. Keep them coming:)
     
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    Kamalji Trump has opened up a golden business opportunity for you. You can set up shop as visa wale baba and do poojas for the gullible visa seekers, for a hefty dakshina of course. Looks like Trump is seriously promoting Hinduism (in India) by making visa seekers to rush to temples. The Republican Hindu Coalition (Yes, such a body exists) must be happy. As for the smart guys in the Spanish restaurant, they must have been Sindhis on a package tour.
     
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    Kamalji

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    Dear Pushpaji,
    So many temples for Visa eh ! i was not aware ot this.
    Who knows if a new baba called Visa Baba may come into existence promising visa to Bhakts, and one may see a lot of rush to him.HAHA
    Regards
    kamal
     
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    Kamalji

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    Dear Sym
    Yes now many girls dont want to go to USA, for they have to work there, house work etc.India is goodm, u have affordable maids, cooks, drivers, etc.
    Regards
    kamal
     
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    Kamalji

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    Dear Joy,
    These temples must have made good money over the years.Even if a guy got on merit, he will still think the temple lord got him the visa.
    Thanks, they the jokes will keep coming now the election jokes are douing the rounds.
    Regards
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    Dear Balaji,
    Wht a lovely idea u have of the visa wala baba.Since the embassioes are in Delhi where u stay and not here, why dont u start this and become the visa baba. i will send u the Murgas, i mean the clients from Jaipur who flock to delhi for the visa, and we can split the loot, sorry the offerings they make to u.
    HAHA
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    Dear Kamalji,

    The US was meddling with many countries fighting the wrong wars, spending trillions of dollars of their own money to establish people-driven governments everywhere like a cop. While doing so, they were letting a lot of people from all over the country to migrate to the US as well. In the process, their national debt has reached very close to their GDP and still raising. The corporate world outsourced their work overseas to save money and parked their funds overseas to escape high US federal taxes. Trump cashed on this opportunity to say a) No more stupid wars other than fighting ISIS, b) Ban immigration until America figure out who needs to come in, c) American workers will have to get back their jobs and d) Corporate money will come back to the US by slashing corporate taxes substantially. His nationalist agenda succeeded well with people who suffered due to lack of jobs and lack of enough pay.

    The Americans fail to recognize what made this country great and they are a) their outstanding infrastructure, b) research and development, c) immigration policy of having the best talents from all over the world, d) top class educational institutions and e) world class corporations. When we had the fundamentals right, the economy fixed itself. The US could have avoided interference in the international conflicts under the pretext that they are the world leader. The US spends more money than the next 7 seven countries put together for the military. In my view, the military might and mighty economy are not going to cut it unless the US foreign policies are tuned to the needs of various regions in the world.

    Getting back to Visa, Indian Gods must be having tough time figuring out how to deal with Trump's ever changing immigration plan.

    Viswa
     
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