To the smart women of IL

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  1. meenu

    meenu Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear ILites,
    Read and enjoy as Idid.
    WOMEN' S REVENGE

    "Cash, cheque card or charge-card?" I asked, after folding up the items the
    woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
    control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV
    remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, but my husband refused to come shopping
    with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
    legally."

    WIFE VS. HUSBAND

    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An
    earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
    concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
    the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

    "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

    WORDS

    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
    day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be
    because we have to repeat everything to men...

    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

    The wife said "See".

    CREATION

    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and
    beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
    God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so
    I would be attracted to you!

    WHO DOES WHAT

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee
    each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
    and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
    The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should
    do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." The
    wife replied, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that
    the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show
    me " The wife fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him
    at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

    THE SILENT TREATMENT

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
    other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he
    would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
    flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
    wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he
    knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
    it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
    see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the
    bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for
    these kinds of contests.

    God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
    before the masterpiece !!!!
    Regards,
    Meenu
     
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  2. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    hello Meenu,
    That was toooooooooo good, ....i enjoyed the one on Creation, and of course the last line too! Thanks for posting it!
     
  3. Leo

    Leo New IL'ite

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    Hey Meenu

    Hi Meenu,

    This is great. Enjoyed it thoroughly!!!!

    Love,
    Leo
     
  4. purnima_2k

    purnima_2k Senior IL'ite

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    hahaha... Men deserve it!

    Lovely article!! thanks for posting it and boosting our morale a bit more!!!

    Love and Regards,
    Purnima
     
  5. vidhukumar

    vidhukumar Senior IL'ite

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    that was a good one!!!ha ha ha!!!
     
  6. srisrimathi2005

    srisrimathi2005 New IL'ite

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    Hi meenu,

    Had a hearty laugh. Thanks for posting this.
     

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