This is better than saying I Love You!!!!

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  1. prathi

    prathi Bronze IL'ite

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    This is better than saying "I love you"..........
    Marty woke up at home with a huge hangover.

    He forced himself to open his eyes, and the
    first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins and
    a glass of water on the side table.




    He sat down and saw his clothing in front of
    him, all clean and pressed. Marty looked
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    around the room and saw that it was in
    perfect order, spotless, clean.



    So was the rest of the house. He took the
    aspirins and noticed a note on the table,"Honey,
    breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go shopping.
    Love you."


    So he went to the kitchen and sure enough
    there was hot breakfast and the morning
    newspaper. His son was also at the table,
    eating.


    Marty asked, "Son, what happened last
    night?" His son said, "Well, you came home after<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","
    \r\n * * * * * * * * * *\r\n* * *3A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some
    \r\n * * * * * * * * * *\r\n* * furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a
    \r\n * * * * * * * * * *\r\n* * *black eye when you stumbled into the *door.
    \r\n
    \r\n
    \r\n * * * * * * * * * *\r\n* * *&quot;Confused, Marty asked, &quot;So, why is
    \r\n * * * * * * * * * *\r\n* * *everything in order and so clean, and! Breakfast
    \r\n * * * * * * * * * *\r\n* * is on the table waiting for me?&quot; His son replied,
    \r\n * * * * * * * * * *\r\n* * *&quot;Oh, that!
    \r\n
    \r\n
    \r\n * * * * * * * * * *\r\n* * *Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
    \r\n * * * * * * * * * *\r\n* * *tried to take your pants off, you *said,
    \r\n * * * * * * * * * *\r\n* * *&quot;Lady, leave me alone, I\'m married!&quot;
    \r\n\r\n\r\n
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    3A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some
    furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a
    black eye when you stumbled into the door.


    "Confused, Marty asked, "So, why is
    everything in order and so clean, and! Breakfast
    is on the table waiting for me?" His son replied,
    "Oh, that!


    Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
    tried to take your pants off, you said,
    "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"</B></FONT></P>
     
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  2. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Dear Prathi,
    That was cute one....shows what we women really need from the men , i mean husbands to become the perfect housewife.
    All we need is the feeling that we are truly loved , and when the man is drunk comes out his true nature, that's what everyone says, so that was enough for this lady to trust her husband.....truly a great way of saying I LOVE YOU!:thumbsup
    THANKS FOR SHARING THIS WITH US ALL IN THIS NEW YEAR!
     
  3. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    enjoyed reading thx for sharing
     
  4. vivbass

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    wow,gr8 post. :2thumbsup:
     
  5. cheer

    cheer Silver IL'ite

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    Good One:2thumbsup:
     
  6. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    Very nice...:2thumbsup:

    Gayathri.
     
  7. madhupreeth

    madhupreeth Senior IL'ite

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    Good one......:thumbsup
     
  8. Padmini

    Padmini IL Hall of Fame

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    dear prathi,
    nice one. even when the man was drunk, and even at that critical juncture, he uttered nice and lovely words that made the woman happy. thanks for sharing.
    with love
    pad.
     
  9. Meenamohan

    Meenamohan Silver IL'ite

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    Prathi, I would have done the same thing as a DW. Thanks for sharing! A real nice way to say I love you.
     
  10. SunitaGajula

    SunitaGajula New IL'ite

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    that was amazing.. thanks for sharing.. :)
     

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