Some facts about men

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  1. Vidya24

    Vidya24 Gold IL'ite

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    <TABLE width="95%" border=0>[font=Comic Sans MS, Arial]Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.


    Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

    Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

    Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

    All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.

    Men are sensitive in strange ways If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

    Men have an easier time buying bathing suits, Women have two types: depressing and more depressing Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

    Most men hate to shop That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
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    [font=Comic Sans MS, Arial]If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

    When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

    When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

    Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

    If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget.. he didn't lose your number.. he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

    Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super- heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

    Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports They've already forgotten what happened.
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    Women like to have the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
     
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  2. rensun

    rensun Guest

    some of them are true. but, not all. :tongue
     
  3. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Just a few more !

    Men think love affairs as something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

    Men think that marriage is an agreement in which he loses his bachelor degree and gets a " master".

    Conference of men is very often the confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Men think that "tears" is the hydraulic force by which the masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

    Men give the name " experience " to their mistakes.

    Last but not least, ladies, if you think the way to a man's heart is through his mouth, you are aiming too high !!!!!

    Love & regards,
    Chithra.
     
  4. sharathd

    sharathd Junior IL'ite

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    good collection of facts.......thank you.....
     
  5. vinoran

    vinoran Bronze IL'ite

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    Some are OK, but sorry I differ in many things - one example I don't care how many buttons in Telephone and even now I have not counted ?!!
     
  6. pooja912

    pooja912 Silver IL'ite

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    hahahah..funny ones..
     

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