# Smiles :-)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Lalithambigai, Jun 7, 2019.

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Never Joke with an Engineer :

Engineers Can Prove Anything For 10 Marks

Question : Prove : PAPA = MAMA.

Medical Doctor : ”Out Of Course”

Chartered Accountant: ”No Way”

Barrister: ”Cannot Be Proven”

Social sciences: "Not in this world,"

but…..

Engineer: It's a Simple Solution

As we know,

Pressure(P)= Force/Area

i.e. P = F/A

?F = PA ························ (i)

Now, aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,

Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)

i.e. F =MA ···················(ii)

From equation (i) and (ii)

PA = MA

Squaring both sides

(PA)² = (MA)²

? PAPA = MAMA

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As an antithesis I wish to add here, that it is common practice among celebrities divorce celebrated in public cutting cakes. I presume the phrase “n th divorce for Him & n+ 3 divorce for Her” would be icing ON the CAKE.

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Beautiful phrase. Brain the long & short of it. You have cut the long story short.
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Sir Thanks for dropping by and contributing your own unique signature style of humor to this thread. I have really started enjoying reading your comments more than the actual smiles I post

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Overwhelmed. It is better to try firing neurons
in the auspicious hour before rush hour!
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"Is the Onam lunch Veg or Non veg?"

I told him: "It's Vegetarian, are you coming? "
He said he would come... .
And he came and sat for the 'Sadya' (lunch).

I placed the traditional big banana leaf and a glass of water in front of him to serve the Onam lunch, and went inside to bring the Onam meal.

When I came back, my Arab friend ate the big banana leaf and drank the water, and said:
"Masha Alla ... Thamam... This is the first time I have ever eaten such a big leaf as 'salad' ..." ????????????

HAPPY ONAM!

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