Show & Tell

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    The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for "Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something.

    The teacher asks Anna: What did you bring?

    "I brought a Walkman."

    "And what is it for?"

    "You can listen to music with it!"

    "That's nice. What did you bring Maria?"

    "I brought a can opener, it opens cans!"

    "Well done. Umm, Johnny, I see you didn't bring anything!"

    "Yes, I did. It's in the hall."

    So the entire class goes into the hallway.

    "Umm, Johnny, what is that?"

    "It's a heart / lung machine hospitals use to keep your heart going."

    "Whoa. What did your father say about you bringing this?"

    "He said, 'AAAARRRGGGH!!!'":lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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